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神は言った。「私に勝てるわけがないだろう。有名選手は皆天国にいるのだ。」

Sentence Analyzer

言った 勝てる わけ ない だろう 有名 選手 天国 いる

English Translation

"How can you win, Satan?" asked God. "All the famous ballplayers are up here."

Furigana

(かみ)()った。「(わたし)()てるわけがないだろう。有名(ゆうめい)選手(せんしゅ)(みな)天国(てんごく)にいるのだ。」

Romanji

Kami wa itta." watashi ni kateru wake ga nai darou. yūmei senshu wa mina tengoku ni iru no da."

Words

(かみ、かむ、かん)
god; deity; divinity; spirit; kami; incredible; fantastic; emperor of Japan; thunder
()
topic marker particle; indicates contrast with another option (stated or unstated); adds emphasis
言う (いう、ゆう)
to say; to utter; to declare; to name; to call; to go (e.g. "the alarm went ping"); to make a noise
(わたし、わたくし)
I; me; private affairs; personal matter; secrecy; selfishness
()
at (place, time); in; on; during; to (direction, state); toward; into; for (purpose); because of (reason); for; with; by; from; as (i.e. in the role of); per; in; for; a (e.g. "once a month"); and; in addition to; if; although
(わけ)
conclusion from reasoning, judgement or calculation based on something read or heard; reason; cause; meaning; circumstances; situation
()
indicates sentence subject (occasionally object); indicates possessive (esp. in literary expressions); but; however; still; and
無い (ない)
nonexistent; not being (there); unpossessed; unowned; not had; unique; indicates negation, inexperience, unnecessariness or impossibility; not ...; to not be...; to have not ...
()
be; is; indicates past or completed action; indicates light imperative
有名 (ゆうめい)
famous; fame
選手 (せんしゅ)
player (in game); team member
(みな、みんな)
all; everyone; everybody; everything
天国 (てんごく)
paradise; heaven; Kingdom of Heaven
要る (いる)
to need; to want
()
indicates possessive; nominalizes verbs and adjectives; substitutes for "ga" in subordinate phrases; (at sentence-end, falling tone) indicates a confident conclusion; (at sentence-end) indicates emotional emphasis; (at sentence-end, rising tone) indicates question

Kanji

Readings: シン、 ジン、 かみ、 かん-、 こう-
Meanings: gods, mind, soul
Readings: ゲン、 ゴン、 い.う、 こと
Meanings: say, word
Readings: シ、 わたくし、 わたし
Meanings: private, I, me
Readings: ショウ、 か.つ、 -が.ち、 まさ.る、 すぐ.れる、 かつ
Meanings: victory, win, prevail, excel
Readings: ユウ、 ウ、 あ.る
Meanings: possess, have, exist, happen, occur, approx
Readings: メイ、 ミョウ、 な、 -な
Meanings: name, noted, distinguished, reputation
Readings: セン、 えら.ぶ
Meanings: elect, select, choose, prefer
Readings: シュ、 ズ、 て、 て-、 -て、 た-
Meaning: hand
Readings: カイ、 みな、 みんな
Meanings: all, everything
Readings: テン、 あまつ、 あめ、 あま-
Meanings: heavens, sky, imperial
Readings: コク、 くに
Meaning: country