神よ、最初にキスを発明したのは、どんな馬鹿者であったか私はいぶかる。

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神よ、最初にきすを発明したのは、どんな馬鹿者であったか私はいぶかる。

English Translation

Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Furigana

神(かみ)よ、最初(さいしょ)にキスを発明(はつめい)したのは、どんな馬鹿者(ばかしゃ)であったか私(わたし)はいぶかる。

Romanji

Kami yo, saisho ni kisu o hatsumeishita no wa, donna bakasha de atta ka watashi wa ibukaru.

Words

神 (かみ、かむ、かん)

god; deity; divinity; spirit; kami; incredible; fantastic; emperor of Japan; thunder

よ (よ)

indicates certainty, emphasis, contempt, request, etc.; used when calling out to someone; used to catch one's breath or get someone's attention; yo!

最初 (さいしょ)

beginning; outset; first; onset

に (に)

at (place, time); in; on; during; to (direction, state); toward; into; for (purpose); because of (reason); for; with; by; from; as (i.e. in the role of); per; in; for; a (e.g. "once a month"); and; in addition to; if; although

キス (キス、キッス)

kiss

を (を)

indicates direct object of action; indicates subject of causative expression; indicates an area traversed; indicates time (period) over which action takes place; indicates point of departure or separation of action; indicates object of desire, like, hate, etc.

発明 (はつめい)

invention; intelligent; clever; being enlightened; having the meaning of everything become clear

の (の)

indicates possessive; nominalizes verbs and adjectives; substitutes for "ga" in subordinate phrases; (at sentence-end, falling tone) indicates a confident conclusion; (at sentence-end) indicates emotional emphasis; (at sentence-end, rising tone) indicates question

は (は)

topic marker particle; indicates contrast with another option (stated or unstated); adds emphasis

どんな (どんな)

what; what kind of; (with -temo, demo, etc.) any(body, thing, means, etc.)

馬鹿者 (ばかもの)

moron; idiot; stupid person

だ (だ)

be; is; indicates past or completed action; indicates light imperative

或 (ある)

a certain ...; some ...

か (か)

indicates a question (sometimes rhetorical); or; whether or not; some- (e.g. something, someone); indicates doubt, uncertainty, etc.; emphatic prefix; suffix forming adjectives or adverbs; in that way

私 (わたし、わたくし)

I; me; private affairs; personal matter; secrecy; selfishness

訝る (いぶかる)

to wonder; to puzzle oneself about; to feel anxious about; to suspect