This site will be taken down March 31st, 2026.

This was not an easy decision to make. For the last couple years, I have been struggling to find motivation for this site and to keep up with basic maintenance and security updates. With the rise of AI and more sophisticated tools, the usefulness of sites like this is questionable and traffic has nose-dived. I just don't have it in me to keep doing this. Thank you all for 10 years of support!

Zach

蒟蒻問答

Reading

Kana: こんにゃくもんどう
Romaji: konnyakumondou
Kana
Romaji

Definition

1

an irrelevant and incoherent dialogue; dialogue at cross purposes; an off-the-beam response

Note: yojijukugo

Kanji

Readings: コン、 ク
Meaning: devil's tongue (plant)
Readings: ジャク、 ニャク
Meaning: a kind of water plant
Readings: モン、 と.う、 と.い、 とん
Meanings: question, ask, problem
Readings: トウ、 こた.える、 こた.え
Meanings: solution, answer